tmmg:
- I hate you.
- And you.
- And you.
- Shut the hell up.
- You’re an idiot.
- Why am I here?
- Stop talking.
- I hate you, too.
- You’re annoying.
- Shut up.
- Why are you talking?
- SHUT.
- UP.
- And you, I hate you, too.
- Oh look, my ex-best friend.
- I need to get out of here.
- What time is it?
- I wonder what my mom is making to eat.
(Source: motel-face)
THE STORY OF JAZZ: 1ST CCP INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL
The Cultural Center of the Philippines will be a-thumping with the sound and beat of jazz music when it holds The Story of Jazz: 1St CCP International Jazz Festival 2011 on August 23-28, 2011.
More than 150 jazz musicians from different jazz groups will converge at the CCP to jive and jam in various venues of the CCP that will be transformed into one big jazz club with intimate music lounges. Jazz players and singers from the Philippines and abroad will tell the story of jazz through talk and music. Lectures on and performances of jazz in all its variety of styles—-bebop, blues, ragtime, modal, experimental, big band and fusion will be held.
Leading the roster of performers is the world renowned royal hartigan and blood drum spirit from the USA. Percussionist and pianist royal hartigan and his blood drum spirit ensemble have performed all over the world, exploring the great music traditions of the world through live jazz performances. The group has been described by music reviewers as “the confluence of different musical traditions, combining non-Western rhythms with a standard jazz quartet to create a series of impressive originals”
Other performers include the Korean Soul and Beat Project Group from Korea, Stelzhamma from Austria, Shun Kikuta from Japan, Neris Gonzalez from Spain, Charito, Michael Bourne and the Bleu Rascals, Lowcal, Blue Rats, Faith Gospel Singers, the UP Jazz Ensemble, UST Jazz Ensemble, Cooky Chua and her band, Majam and Emi Munji and the AMP Band.
A video documentary on the Story of Jazz in the Philippines produced by Richie Quirino and Collis Davis Jr. will also be shown. Performance venues include the Tanghalang Nicanor Abelardo (Main Theater), Tanghalang Huseng Batute (Studio Theater), and the Silangan Hall. The MKP Multi-Purpose Hall will serve as the venue for all the lectures.
On August 28 at the CCP Main Theater, the Festival will come to a swinging finish in a concert headlined by the UP Jazz Ensemble, Charito with the AMP Band.
“The event will not only see the largest gathering of local and foreign jazz artists at the CCP for the first time. It will also be a time for these foreign and local artists bond together and collaborate, in this enjoyable language of musical expression.”, CCP Music Division head Menchi Mantaring said.
Tickets prices to the events at the Tanghalang Nicanor Abelardo (CCP Main Theater) are Php800, Php600, Php400 and Php200. Ticket price to all concerts at the Tanghalang Huseng Batute and the Silangan Hall are at Php300. All lectures and workshops at the MKP Multi-Purpose Hall are at Php100. The standard 50% discount for students and 20% for senior citizens apply.LIMITED Festival passes will be available on a first-come, first-served basis.
Festival pass* - Php1,200
*Access to all shows at the Main Theater (TNA), TNA Stage, Silangan and Tanghalang Huseng Batute, and to all the lectures and workshops at MKP
Flexi pass* - Php 500
*Access to one (1) performance at the Main Theater (TNA) or Main Theater (TNA) Stage, one (1) performance at Tanghalang Huseng Batute, and one (1) access to a lecture or workshop at MKP
One day pass* - Php500
*Access to all shows in one day
To avail of the passes, contact at (02)832-3706.
- the males get pregnant
- they hold tails with their mate when they find them
- they stay with that mate for the rest of their lives
- when their mate dies, they die too
- the male gets pregnant
- the guy gets pregnant
- the dude gets pregnant
- someone other than the female endures pain
- the guy gets pregnant
- the male becomes impregnated
We Should All Be So Amazing of the Day: Sensei Keiko Fukuda, the last surviving student of Judo founder Kanō Jigorō, has officially been promoted to the rank of 10th dan — the highest black-belt degree in her sport — becoming the first woman to reach the rank, and only the sixteenth person to achieve it since the martial art was founded in 1882.
Oh, and did I mention Fukuda is 98 years old?
“All my life,” Fukuda, who started practicing judo in 1935, said, “this has been my dream.”
Fukuda is no stranger to breaking barriers. In 1972, following a letter campaign to reverse the longstanding rule prohibiting women from rising above 5th dan (which kept her at the same level for nearly two decades), she became the first woman promoted to 6th dan.
And she’s not done yet: Fukuda continues to teach judo three times a week at a women’s dojo in Noe Valley.